Here’s a humorous read re Apple’s new iOS7 operating system for iPhones 4-5s:
9/21/13: “Interview with 8 year old designer of iOS 7” by Things wrong with iOS 7:
That interview is hilarious & right on! Good job. I’m so glad to start seeing wordpress bloggers blasting iOS7 (that is the 2nd blog I’ve seen), & where we can comment truthfully w/o the snotty condescending Apple fanbots/fanboys in Mac forums & at “professional tech sites” telling us these massive hideous changes to the iOS are “no big deal,” “get over yourself,” etc. I get so sick of that “politically correct” attitude!
FWIW, I WAS planning to get a new iphone this time around, it’s been 4 years, but now am holding back after reading numerous reviews & seeing plenty of iOS7-in-action photos.
To go along with the above blog’s “rainbow” complaint, other people have described iOS7 as:
–”Clown Vomit” (lol!)
–”A bad LSD psychedellic trip” (lol, so true!)
–”Girls Magazine” (font, colors, so true!)
–”Mickey Mouse functionality” (very true!)
–”Gaudy!” (cheap chintzy tacky “flat look” – copycat of Google, YouTube, then WordPress jumped on that same wagon, then recently YahooGroups did as well, & I hear Windows & Android started this downslide).
–And my own opinion before I even saw the Molly interview, was that iOS7 looks like a “Gay Pride Parade in the South Beach Art Deco District”!
Could I get away with saying that at tech news sites or Mac forums? Probably not, but that’s exactly what it portrays. Don’t get me wrong, I love “tropical colors,” but there’s a right way & a wrong way, ie, Elegant vs. El-Cheapo:
What we have with iOS7 are Pastel Rainbow Colors & very thin Anorexic “Art Deco-looking” fonts in an eyesight-distressing light grey & other “South Beach colors” on shallow cheap whitewash backgrounds >> no “FEELING,” no luxurious elegance, no ambience, no richness nor depth, no texture, no maturity; just a tacky lollypop kiddie show for young girls (or gays)!
The message is clear, in more ways than one, this is the War of “Satanic Inversion”* against Aesthetics — & the “Middle-Aged Middle Class”:
“Screw the Boomers. We’re Going After the Kids.”
No thanks, Apple. I’ll wait for an exquisite & more mature “fine wine” experience. Try again.
“GOD IS NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION…” (1st Corinthians 14:33)
*Satanic Inversion: The occult agenda to flip everything on its head, with governments & corporations in lockstep with it:
–normal is now abnormal
–abnormal is now the norm
–beauty is now ugly
–ugliness is now beautiful
–good is now bad
–bad is now the good
–right is now wrong
–wrong is now right
–righteousness is now hate
–hate is now righteous
–morality is now repressive
–licentiousness is now moral
–individuality is now rebelliousness
–whereas groupthink is praised
–quality is now “old hat”
–cheap & raunchy is now quality
–intuitiveness is now condemned
–confusion is now desired
–orderliness is now nonsense
–chaos is now glorified as “orderly” (& “minimalist” in IT design)
If you understand the Big Picture, you already know that one of their goals is to “irritate the Goyim to pieces” & turn our world upside down, in addition to homosexualizing children & other evil agendas. I see hints of the above two in iOS7.
“Ordo Ab Chao!” Full Speed Ahead (their motto, not mine!)
Above: “Happy Hour” at NSA-HQ, lol!
I did not create those pics but could have as I share the sentiment! It was great to see/read that at least SOME Apple FanBoys are awake & with a sense of humor, vs others still either naive or in denial re all things conspiracy, including the newest iPhone 5s “Touch ID” Fingerprint Scanner.
I don’t even want a front-facing camera, much less a fingerprint scanner; nor the other new creepy additional M7 “sensor”/processor which will “sense,” track, & process “health data” from supposed “health apps” when the phone is Off.
NO THANK YOU, Apple. Looks like I’m stuck from ever upgrading to the latest/greatest, but will have to downgrade or look elsewhere.
Those above pics came from this thread, btw. Too funny!
“Apple Offers Additional Details on Touch ID, iPhone 5s Won’t Store Fingerprint Images” – MacRumors Forums: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1634642
I’ll be using this post’s Comment section to add updates to this subject as events unfold. Have a laugh in the meantime!